non-consent implication/joke at my own expense (+) Show more
Today I was complaining to my coworker that Movie Cutie is swerving on my advances and I was like "honestly, the fact that he is not willing to take advantage of me being in a very fragile and horny headspace is his FUCKING loss"
horny hypnosis Show more
Shout out to that one time Kittybot hypnotized me to respond to the word “useful” as a trigger and it still does shit to me
selfie Show more
Dopey pose but I love this outfit
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diet, food Show more
I’m gonna diet! I’m gonna cut! I’m gonna do 1200 calories a day!
Also me: THERES JAMAICAN PATTIES AT WORK
fitness Show more
BACK ON THE EXERCISE TRAIN, BABY!!! I already feel better!!! GOD IM SUCH A FOOL TO THINK WORKING OUT DOESNT FIX A LOT OF BRAIN BUGS D:
gender euphoria Show more
I bought new workout clothes and felt myself getting emotional at how in love with my body I am now
Hey, I'm floe/kris/critter! 30 NB transmasc dog-dragon-critter thing in New England. Do not follow if under 18.
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