Revolutionary Pika Taz @OchotonidKnight@meemu.org

i hope someday the admin who runs the cross stitch pattern maker i've been using glances at their list of recent inputs to the site and comes across me using it for shitpost purposes. just a perfect little gem of "please be fucking normal" in among little old ladies making perfectly normal little cross stitch patterns

it's just gonna be like

-Brenda and Robert, Married June 16 2023
-Bless This Mess
-My Soul Will Rejoice With The Lord
-Tag Your Fucking Vore, It's Still A Kink You Filthy Animals
-Proud Grandma to Jason, Kevin, Annie, Sarah, and Throckmornton

anyways if any artists have any hot tips on how to overcome or cope with this it would be greatly appreciated. I don't know any popular artists who do furry art commissions full time so its something I just gotta work out on my own

Kids should get vacation days from school. Like, discretionary ones. Elementary school students should form unions and strike alongside teachers’ unions.

toot.wales mod defends their decision to leave a white supremacist on the instance:

https://toot.wales/@jaz/105786538638635511

#fediblock

can you imagine if grocery stores decided to adopt this model lol

"i would like a can of green beans please, grocer!"

"well, i can sell you a can."

"does it have green beans in it?"

"green beans are on the loot table of possibilities, yes. here's the table that we're obligated to provide due to certain regulations in china, and as you can see, green beans is on there."

"...with a 1.5% chance???"

"well yes."

"and it's 45% chance for it to be mouldy beans that i hate?! that's the thing i have the greatest chance to get??"

"yes."

"........."

"but it's also a 0.05% chance to get the rare and special golden green beans, which are new for this limited event!"

it says a lot about the state of video games right now that i consider warframe to be one of the most ethically sound free-to-play experiences, because of the steadfast innovation of

asking me if i want to pay for a thing and me going "yes, i'll buy that thing i want please" and them going "okay! here's your thing you want!"

instead of like "well i can sell you a chance at the thing you want. you might get it at some point if you keep buying. here's a bunch of psychological tricks to make it seem really tempting also! don't you want to get that thing you want (by sinking a completely variable amount of cost into a random pull)"

Uprising against the rich TCG players by giving their deck the guillotine.

@extinct when there's somethin uncomfortable
in your neighbourhood
who ya gonna call?
BLOCK BUTTON

love to block people who give off shitty vibes

blocking makes me feel good

This is obviously meant as a request to please not turn stuff like "I love girls" into "boys are gross" because boys are in fact very good but I couldn't think of an example that was a little less on-the-nose

All I could think of was "vim users stop calling emacs bad" but then people would think the post was about that

you know whats really radical is holding your peers accountable instead of waiting for the shitposting instance to say something about it first, just my two cents

did Shadows Over Innistrad block come before or after Bloodborne