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By the way. Screw World of Warcraft, screw Blizzard Entertainment, and for that matter, screw Activision for (among many other things) associating with them. Feels nice to say these things unrepentantly for a change.

apologising to objects when you kick them is neurodivergent culture

(me looking over my leech farm as I see anti-vaxxers drinking thier own pee)
Me: soon my darling soon...

If pokemon games going forward don't have all the pokemon in them (which is sad but honestly inevitable), you know how there are some pokemon that are obviously going to be in every single game? Like they're never going to release a pokemon game that Pikachu can't be in?

I would like to propose that Carbink should be on that list. Hear me out:

You know how every time you want to catch some low-catch-rate pokemon like a legendary or something, you have to caaaarefully lower its health down near 0, restart from a save if you get a critical hit at a bad time, and then whittle away with False Swipe (a fucking 40 power Normal move) until they're at exactly 1 HP and you have maximum catch odds?

Consider this instead. Carbink, the only pokemon that gets the move Skill Swap and the ability Sturdy. Use Skill Swap, switch to any level 100 pokemon you have lying around, and just nuke the sucker with some overpowered move that would normally eviscerate it on the spot. Sturdy kicks in and they're at exactly 1 HP in 3 turns, every time.

I never want to go without this strategy again.

it's tuesday

garbage truck: arrives and does its usual thing of emptying the dumpster

me:

gatorade is way too thick and sweet and it feels like it just coats your mouth and you have to drink water to wash it away

unless you need it

if you've been exercising and you need it, suddenly it's fucking ambrosia. i've considered being more active so i could enjoy gatorade

amazing coincidence that right at the time when we need to be decreasing our use of fossil fuels, someone invents the most energy-inefficient money possible

today is the first full moon of 2022! and it's wolf moon! moon of wolfs

#dailydraw

3 most overpowered things humans have invented:

* bicycle
* dishwasher
* comfy warm bed with room for many girls,,

americans, witnessing the effects of capitalism: hmm, reminds me of Communism :thinking_fire:

I just thought about who was president of the United States while the protest at standing rock was happening and I turned into a double communist and now I advocate for double landback, give the indigenous nations the entirety of their stolen land back AND give em sovereignty over Europe as well

PLAY THE ROAD TRIP RPG THAT ALL THE COOL GIRLS WANT YOU TO PLAY. I’M TELLING YOU, YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON HANGING OUT WITH GRACE MORNINGSTAR, WOULD YOU? IT’S FREE, WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE? DO IT TO PROVE YOU’RE A COOL HERO TOO!

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