Put some rocket boosters on the ship in the Suez.
At the very least the canal will be made wider and deeper.
add rockets to things, see this solves many problems, hire me
@ROCKETLAZ No, see what you need to do is get a smaller boat just big enough to wedge itself between the big boat and the ground to free it up. Then the big boat is freed and you get an even smaller boat to free the first smaller one. Rinse and repeat until you have a small enough boat so someone can just push it off. XD
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