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Got this today and aaa its so good

By @ Kresendoe on twitter!!

really? i just have to put this gel on every day and i'll turn into your moth boy

i just got a prescription for these shots that'll make me a dang ol' gay

Hot take: brutalism is popular amongst millennials because we all played a lot of Minecraft and are nostalgic for our first cobblestone houses.

i will provide no evidence.

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buncha silly Dominoes

girls are so cute wtf

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Me @ my life rn:

Max's antlers are an outward manifestation of their latent magic, and therefore their size can be controlled through the use of charms. Max has 3 sets of earrings charmed to dampen their magic, and their antlers change size according to how many they're wearing.

they only wear 3 at once when they're at work. it keeps them out of the way and stops people from asking so many questions when they're in their work skirt.

they wear 2 normally to keep them at a good length.

CONT'D:

when they're only wearing one set of earrings, that's when they're trying to be flirty and project self-confidence. Antlers are for the benefit of attracting a mate, after all.

they only take their charms off completely in the presence of people they trust implicitly, and it makes them EXTREMELY embarrassed, especially during mating season, when they can get even longer than pictured here...