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broccoli “pie” recipe. you want this, trust me
Grammy Hazel's Broccoli Pie.
This is buttery and cheesy broccoli comfort food. You can easily make it gf with gluten free ritz like crackers or vegan by subbing in daiya cheddar and vegan butter!
Ingredients:
3-4 large heads of broccoli, washed and ends trimmed off.
2 large cloves garlic, peeled
1 stick butter
1 8oz stick sharp cheddar cheese, grated.
2 sleeves crushed ritz crackers
1 tsp salt
Mixing bowl
9x13 casserole pan.
(Instructions in next toot!)
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I have an awful sticker pack of shitposts, featuring a mix of garbage memes and more garbage memes
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come to https://meemu.org
we have vaporwave
we got purple
we got 1tb of media storage
but most importantly: we have MEEMUS.
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instant pot evangelist
sits outside in dark with bare arms
mosquitos bite my ass thru thick leggings anyway
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People tell you all the time: don't talk to the police. But why not?
Here's one reason you may not be aware of. In most American jurisdictions, once police have you in an interrogation room, they are free to lie to you if they believe it will help them produce a confession.
What kind of lies do they tell? Things like:
* "We have surveillance video of you committing the crime."
* "We have multiple eyewitnesses who saw you committing the crime."
* "We have a confession from the friend who was with you at the time, saying you talked them into helping you commit the crime."
Let's assume you are actually 100% innocent. Even if that's the case -- if you believe that the police have evidence that could convict you anyway, you are going to be under enormous pressure to confess, EVEN THOUGH YOU DID NOT DO IT. Your brain leaps to the thought that, if you're going to be convicted regardless, maybe confessing will at least get you some leniency.
So you confess, and the cops are happy. A confession nearly always leads to a conviction, and they just produced a confession out of thin air.
You just convicted yourself.
I like trees
Danny just wants to eat strawberry and lie
this afternoon some kids were singing along to party in the USA at the top of their lungs like their lives depended on it
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People in the #US with low vision can now get more-accessible #COVID home #tests for no charge through the government.
Details: https://acl.gov/covid19/tests-people-who-are-blind-or-have-low-vision
where y'all buy printer ink from? i have a canon tr8500 and was wondering if theres somewhere cheaper than staples that is also reliable
how long before we reach “the only moral furry is a cat girl” part of the discourse
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Request for pet pictures
Hey, can we have pictures of peoples' pets? Pets are cute, we're having a rough day.
Only if you WANT to share your pet(s) though.
why would anyone ever listen to hillary clinton, the person who lost a campaign that was hers to lose against against donald trump, on how to win elections.
the rest of the item seems fine though i was just ???. hope the other items are good when they get here
pulled on the neck slightly of the first thing I got from @Yitty and it immediately frayed 😭
This is your regular reminder to BOYCOTT WENDY’S https://ciw-online.org/blog/2022/06/if-you-cant-take-the-heat-take-wendys-private/
I finally looked up why you’re not supposed to take omeprazole every day and now I’m like, do I need to get my dog a dog multivitamin because wow
who designed this flesh prison to decide sunlight is an allergy????
i mean its still kinda funny apparently i can get stung by a wasp and just Not Notice until later, but now its a few days later and its ITCHY and i am ITCHY FROM THE SUN
okay so my body is in a nightmare of wasp and sun allergy tonight
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i kept seeing this terrible boomer tshirt on ads and was like 'you know with a little modification, that could be a great shirt for me, personally'
maybe its great for some of my brothers out there too
https://www.teepublic.com/stores/inhuman-webcomic?ref_id=2199
happy pride
