I dreamed last night that aliens challenged Earth to a go-kart race to decide the fate of the planet. (I realise that's the plot of Crash Team Racing, but these aliens looked more like Skeksis.) The aliens rigged the race so that one of them would win, but I won anyway because I'm awesome. The shocked aliens declared that there were 'technical difficulties' with the race so the winner would be decided by vote. My own mother voted for Spiderman over me!

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