I dreamed last night that I went to Paris, and discovered that jumping was illegal there. I had to jump over a puddle, and was immediately pursued by cops. I went and hid in the Russian embassy (I'm not Russian). They had a sign on the men's toilet saying Adolf Hitler was banned from using it. Y'know, just in case he comes back from the dead and wants a piss in the Russian embassy.
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